I was camping in the woods during these meteor showers and left my clothes unattended. Next thing I know it, Bigfoot, yep, Bigfoot takes off with some of my belongings.
I yelled at him, "Hey Bigfoot, come the fuck back here with my underpants! Who do you think you are, coming in here and stealing my underpants like that? And every forest animal south of the Mason/Dixon knows what that dick smells like. Peee-u!"
Bigfoot just looked at me and started singing this jam linked below. And let me tell you bloggers, he has the voice of a baby Canary.
Holy Ghost!- "I Will Come Back (Classixx Acapulco Nights Version)"
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