2.28.2010
2.26.2010
PR1ME T1ME
"Crime Pays, Females Don't"
Pretty Lights- I Can See It In Your Face
Groove Armada- Hands of Time
Coeur De Pirate- Comme Des Enfants (Le Matos Andy Carmichael Remix)
Hot Chip- No Fit State
Smashing Pumpkins- Landslide
Saint Etienne- Spring (Air France Remix)
VEGA- No Reasons
Breakbot- Baby I'm Yours (Color Blaster remix)
Goldfrapp- Rocket (Richard X One Zero Remix)
Chromatics- Running Up That Hill
Zola Jesus- Night
2.25.2010
[New Column] Bitching on the Sidelines
B1:Man am i bizzo.
B2:Chrisss ...kind of a half ass layup, he could have hit Rodney open for the mid range jumper.
B1:I mean he's good but couldn't he should develop a better inside out game.
Quit your bitching and ho'ing. Watch a superstar sit on his ass and hit big shots.
Dog Chit
The good ol' dog is back with some heat, came back for some yum yum's
Rick Ross- The Timeless Audemars Piguet Collection (Mixtape)
Ludacris- Sexting (Prod. by The Neptunes) Off Battle of the Sexes
Snoop Dogg- That Tree Feat. KiD CuDi
Janelle Monae- Tight Rope Feat. Big Boi
Dose-Where They Do That At? Feat. Rick Ross & Fabolous
What you know bout' them Texas boys? Jay brings out Bun B in Houston for BP3 tour
Tween of the Day: Maid
Chore Damaris by Justin Anderson from Justin Anderson on Vimeo.
Awkward Camels
"Holy Bitch Tits Kids!"There are some Camels around here that are missing their toes yo. This video below shows pu-nannies that look like YO-YOs.
Embrace The AWK.
2.24.2010
Morning Glory
John Kreese: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? Cobra Kai: No, Sensei!
John Kreese: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Cobra Kai: No, Sensei!!!
John Kreese: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Cobra Kai: No, Sensei!
John Kreese: Prepare! What do we study here?
Cobra Kai: The way of the fist, sir!
John Kreese: And what is that way?
Cobra Kai: Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
John Kreese: I can't hear you!
Cobra Kai: Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
John Kreese: Obey The Glory, Sweep The Leg Johnny and Enter The Ninja.
2.23.2010
Calling Out Names
Hysterical diss to all rappers from RAAAAAAAAANDY!Aziz Ansari is apparently making a mixtape and is pissed no rappers that he asked have dropped their verses yet. Slower than Mayonnaise. He goes after the likes of Jay-Z, Mos Def, Kid Cudi, Wu Tang, Drake, Dr. Dre, Eminem and many others.
Some funny shit below.
In the lab
WierdYe West
Kanye just dropped a new video for Coldest Winter.
It's wiz-ierd because the 808s & Heartbreak album has not had a video out in a while and Kanye does not even make an appreance in it.
Check it out for yourself.
KANYE WEST "Coldest Winter" Directed by: NABIL "ITUNES link below" from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.
2.22.2010
Gaybe So, Gaybe No
New Mayer Hawthorne video. Kinda gaybe, kinda not.
Maybe So, Maybe No.
Mayer Hawthorne - Maybe So, Maybe No from Stones Throw on Vimeo.
Morning Glory
Uh oh, the weather is changing and it is officially Flu season.
Here are some warning flags to look out for.
You might be sick if....
-You wake up next to a Persian midget with lesions on her mouth
-An elephant takes a dump on your head
-14 little Swedish children wake you up by all coughing on you simultaneously
-Puck from the Real World snot rockets you at a mall kiosk
-You get trapped in a Rav4 on a 7 hour drive to North Carolina with some bird flu infected Pigeons
-You wake up to a Arab sticking you with a needle and chanting "Ahlabib Osammonta, Die Amaerica!"
-Three little piggies give you a flu via your pulled pork sandwich
-You are Tom Hanks from Philadelphia
-A Zombie named Zeke rings your bell and bites you in the jugular when you answer the door
-You get drive by blooded (the action of throwing blood out of a dirty bucket on someone out a car window while driving 25 mph) by some local Crenshaw Doctors who also are gang affiliated with The Bloods
-You take sloppy seconds with a girl after Powder hits it
Being proactive about these and other signs are key to staying healthy.
The world is a sick place, take your Glory regularly.
Broken Social Scene- World Sick
2.21.2010
PR1ME T1ME
"Jerry Curls > Jerry Rice"
Pictureplane- Goth Star
Yael Naim- Toxic (16 Bit Dubstep remix)
Magic Man- South Dakota
Broken Social Scene- World Sick
Efterklang- Modern Drift
The Morning Benders- Excuses
The Soft Pack- Answer To Yourself
Midnight Juggernauts- Nine Lives
Yeasayer- O.N.E. (XXXChange Remix)
Radiohead- Fake Plastic Trees
Sebastien Tellier- Roche
And a little extra something because I am in a good mood. The beautiful Roche video from Sir Sebastien.
2.19.2010
Vampire Weekend Fo Yo Weekend
Great new video for Giving Up The Gun from Vampire Weekend. The vid features RZA, Jake Gyllenhaal, Lil Jon, and Joe Jonas.
Morning Glory
Meet Mumford. A nine-year old boy with a old man's name, but as you can see by the picture above....
My man gets it in.
When Mumford was asked about going to the High School Prom with three ladies when he was in 5th grade, he responded.
"Get off my dick, stop trying to live through my sexual conquests and just do you....faggot."
Wow what a little cocksucker, but he is right.
Get off this Little Lion Man's dick and hop on this Glory.
Mumford and Sons- Little Lion Man
2.18.2010
Educate Yourselves
For the 11th anniversary of Big L's death, DJ Premier did a 2hr set dedicated to Big L and here it is for download. This is some seriously good riding around in your car type music. In case you don't know who Big L is, don't worry, thats why were here.
Big L is one of the best to ever do it.
DJ Premier- Live on Toca Tuesdays (Big L Tribute)
2.17.2010
2.16.2010
Morning Glory
Big Time Partying!!!!!!Picture taken from a friends Facebook album, who we will not mention at this time(cough cough Crazy Liz cough cough). I guess she attended the annual Sunglasses & Dick Fest at Jabroni's Bar & Grille.
These butt plugs above got Stylo Glory style fo sho yo.
Gorillaz- Stylo (Alex Metric Remix)
2.15.2010
Best Bottom in the World Contest
American Apparel is opening their website to the highest of all challenges and we here at The Black Out Kings completely and utterly support this competition.
Is there anything more important than a great ass? The best ass? The greatest best ass? In the world?
Nothing else matters.
Here are our favorites as of right now.
Maria Pop Ems
Austin,Texas
Rhondonka Roundabouts
Berlin, Germany
Earl Grey
Van City, Texas
Enter your ass here
2.13.2010
2.12.2010
PR1ME T1ME
Deion knew he was better than everyone, he did not hide that shit. Never. Just take a look at that hat.
"Slow Snob"
Hot Chip- Alley Cats
Lupe Fiasco- What U Want
Toro y Moi- Low Shoulder
TV on the Radio- DLZ
Broken Bells- Vaporize
Yeasayer- Ambling Alp (Alan Wilkis Remix)
Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed (Monsieur Adi Remix)
Massive Attack- Paradise Circus
Four Tet- She Likes To Fight
Vampire Weekend- California English Pt. 2 (Not on albumn)
Magic Man- South Dakota
Yeasayer Performs on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
These guys are my favorite band right now, and like our boy at Ear Blessings reported recently, Fallon is doing with band selections in 2010.
He just had Hot Chip perform with The Roots and now this performance.
Hot Damn.
2.11.2010
Awkward Turtles
"Dicky Tracy is the name, selling cars is the game. So what's it to ya?"These two beautiful children are the offspring of the best car salesman/gynecologist in the whole Continental USA!
He will sell you a hatch back while checking you for the clap!
2.10.2010
Old Balls Wednesdays
It's Big Pun week and no better day to honor his fat ass than on Old Balls Wednesdays with Twinz (Deep Cover) and 100%
New Dan Black & Kid Cudi Video for Symphonies
New video from that PR1ME T1ME jam Symphonies from Kid Cudi and Dan Black. Dope video, I promise.
DatNewCudi.com: Dan Black Feat. Kid Cudi - Symphonies Remix from DP on Vimeo.
Dan Black ft, Kid Cudi- Symphonies
Morning Glory
The crack whore look has never been hotter. Just look at the video for Paper Romance off of Groove Armada's new album Black Light.
Groove Armada- Paper Romance
2.09.2010
2.08.2010
Monday Morning Quarterback
Rick Ross Feat. Lil Wayne and Birdman- Veterans Day (Prod. by J.U.S.T.I.C.E League)
You can't deny Rawse' ability to pick beats
Gucci Mane Feat. Pharrell- Nah Nigga
Gucci Mane Feat. Akon- Top Chef
Lloyd Banks Feat. Juelz Santana- Beamer, Benz or Bentley
Ludacris Feat. Nicki Minaj- My Chick Bad
Fat Joe Feat. Young Jeezy- Ha Ha (Prod. by Scoop Deville)
If You Ain't Know So:
Freddie Gibbs- What It Be Like (Prod. by Polow Da Don)
Old Big Pun to educate yourselves:
Big Pun Feat. Fat Joe, Armageddon & Raekwon- Fire Water
DIDDY!!!
Threw 7 parties in 4 days in Miami
Morning Glory
We are not called The Black Out Kings because we shake up shit at Boggle, watch rom coms together or know how to cook soft brownies in less that 15 minutes.
We know how to get down, as do these champions below.
Jeez Louise.
RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.
Rad Omen- Rad Anthem
2.05.2010
BMW X650 M
Here for more
PR1ME T1ME
What's Up? What's Up? What's Up?
Its about that time, to get the best weekly playlist on the internet....nah bra, not kidding.
This week's playlist is appropriately dubbed:
"Wesley Snipes Ain't Got Shit On Me"
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Stars- Sleep Tonight (Junior Boys Remix)
XX- Islands (Nasaj Thing Remix)
Fabian- Heatwave
MillionYoung- Hammock
Lemonade- Lifted
Gucci Mane- Lemonade
Gorillaz- Stylo
Grizzly Bear- I Was A Boy From School (Hot Chip cover)
Memory Tapes- Stop Talking
Four Tet- Angel Echoes
Lo-Fi-Fnk- Marchin'In
2.04.2010
Dog Droppings
Game- Shake (Prod. by Cool & Dre)
B.O.B. Feat. J. Cole- Gladiators (Prod. by Alchemist)
Waka Flocka Flame Feat. Diddy, Rick Ross & Gucci Mane- O Lets Do It Remix (Whats a Waka Flocka Flame)
Lil Wayne Feat. Gudda Gudda- Fuck Today
Dj Khaled Feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Rick Ross & Snoop Dogg- All I Do Is Win
Big Sean- Lemonade Freestyle (G.O.O.D. Music in case you ain't know so)
KiD CuDi- Highs N Lows
KiD CuDi- Do It Alone
Both CuDi songs we're off his demo tape from a few years ago
Lupe Fiasco Freestyle on Toca Tuesdays from Toca Tuesdays on Vimeo.
Zef Siiiide!
People ask me all the time "Yo Black, Why you blog so much yo?"
It is because of these type of videos.
They move me.
Alien Ribado Trash at its finest.
Still In Love
I don't know exactly what it is about Marina but this girl does it for ol' Black Morris. Maybe her talent, maybe her Kelly Keposki good looks, maybe it's this video for her song Hollywood that looks like it was recorded for a Eastern European TV show. Whatever it is, I'm all in.
Check it out, it is strangely hot.
2.03.2010
MLK Parade Video - Last Rights X SuperIntl
SUPERINTERNATIONAL X LAST RIGHTS from SUPERINTERNATIONAL on Vimeo.
Oh, just a side project from fellow Blackout King member Mr. That Ain't News. See guys, we're getting more and more talented everyday.
Vampires Loose in France
#1 on the Billboard charts, performing at Coachella, great hair and now a great performance at La Blogotheque in France. Vampire Weekend is doing it in 2010.
This video was posted on P4K and is beautifully shot, check it out.
Morning Glory
Can't Stop, Won't Stop.
Black Out.
Barresto hails from Chile and is an artist to watch for in 2010. Everything I have heard so far is straight Glory material.
Barretso - We Won't Stop (Redial Remix)
2.02.2010
Wu-Tang Clan Meets The Indie Culture Vol. 2: Enter The Dubstep
Released on November 10th, 2009, the newest and freshest sounds in underground electronic music encounter the grimiest and most hardcore hip-hop click in this one-of-a-kind album: “Wu-Tang Meets The Indie Culture Vol. 2: Enter The Dubstep.”
As Vol. 1 sought to introduce hip-hop fans in general, and specifically, the famously large, loyal and diverse fan-base of the Wu-Tang to the burgeoning world of underground hip-hop, so Vol. 2 seeks to expose another untapped resource of underground talent, skill and artistry to this very same avid and intrepid fan-base.
The project serves a double purpose as well: many of the pioneers and practitioners (DJ’s and producers) in the Dubstep world came up in a time when Wu-Tang ruled the international airwaves. Unlike much commercial hip-hop, the immediacy of Wu-Tang’s sound spoke to many outside of the scope of the typical hip-hop fan, across oceans and at home. Their music and style helped to shape an emerging artform that hadn’t yet defined itself. Now, in 2009, as dubstep continues to grow, expand and encompass more styles and subgenres, the Wu-Tang sound is reintroduced into the mix, to spawn a new and unique musical crossbreeding, that is greater than the sum of its constituent parts
Full Download Here
Awkward Turtles
Holy Blumpkin!
Momma had the score run up on her by the whole Detroit Red Wings.
This Turtle loves herself a good cold hard PUCK!
Man O' Man, looks like Hockey Mommy has had too many late night booty calls to the local ice skating rink. Although they can be awkward at times, booty calls are the best way to satisfy those late night eats.
Just check Adam Sandberg and Alicia Keys below for more of the AWK.
2.01.2010
Hip Hop Dog Report
What up world?
Woof Woof....suck my doggy dick and listen to my doggy jams.
Man this video below is grinding my gears. Oh, so now the alien slut is also a devil worshipper. Personally, this girl is phoney, don't forget people, at the end of the day, she was a stripper when Kanye first met her. I'm really surprised she lasted this long. Peep it for yo self.
American RebeL- Persona Magazine Vol 1. from PERSONA MAGAZINE on Vimeo.
Some other bones for you bloggers.
A-Trak Live Set on Power 106
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Feat. Eazy E- Gangsta Glory (Off their new album "Uni5: The World's Enemy"
Bun B- No Mixtape (Mixtape)
Attention Ginger Haters
When it comes to videos, i know what the fuck i'm doing around here. Check this out if you want to laugh hysterically.
Passion Pit's Sleepyhead Alternate Version
Wake up Asian! You are sleeping on that money.
Passion Pit's best jam Sleepyhead drops a new video via P4K.
Enjoy.
Passion Pit-Sleepyhead from ssarenofun1 on Vimeo.
Morning Glory
This Monday, wake up and proteck yo neck. Glory is some new heat from electronic reggae band Sunglasses and their Glory made jam Whiplash.
Remember there are only two ways you can injury neck. Choose wisely.
Sunglasses- Whiplash
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