Uh oh, the weather is changing and it is officially Flu season.
Here are some warning flags to look out for.
You might be sick if....
-You wake up next to a Persian midget with lesions on her mouth
-An elephant takes a dump on your head
-14 little Swedish children wake you up by all coughing on you simultaneously
-Puck from the Real World snot rockets you at a mall kiosk
-You get trapped in a Rav4 on a 7 hour drive to North Carolina with some bird flu infected Pigeons
-You wake up to a Arab sticking you with a needle and chanting "Ahlabib Osammonta, Die Amaerica!"
-Three little piggies give you a flu via your pulled pork sandwich
-You are Tom Hanks from Philadelphia
-A Zombie named Zeke rings your bell and bites you in the jugular when you answer the door
-You get drive by blooded (the action of throwing blood out of a dirty bucket on someone out a car window while driving 25 mph) by some local Crenshaw Doctors who also are gang affiliated with The Bloods
-You take sloppy seconds with a girl after Powder hits it
Being proactive about these and other signs are key to staying healthy.
The world is a sick place, take your Glory regularly.
Broken Social Scene- World Sick
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