1.29.2010
1.28.2010
Drake, Lil Wayne, Eminem and Travis Barker Will Perform Forever at the Grammy's
Definitely looking forward to that considering what Barker did with the remix. What about Kanye though?
Morning Glory
When we were young (4 years old to 10 years old), we played with toys like Hot Wheels, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, GI Joes, WWF Action Figures and Ghostbusters.
Now in our 20s, we are not fighting Shredder in sewers, we are not enlisting to hunt Cobra in the Middle East, we are not running from the Marshmellow Man and we are definitely not entering the Royal Rumble to fight Papa Shango anytime soon.
But SHIT do we have some Hot Wheels.
Bing.
Bam.
Boom.
BLACK OUT!
In the spirit of whipping it like Fresh Market, get yo roll on bloggers.
But listen to Coachella's own La Roux, these ain't no toys yo.
La Roux- I'm Not Your Toy (DaTa Remix)
1.27.2010
New Broken Bells Video High Road
New video from the Gnarls Barkley/ Danger Mouse collabo.
The High Road
Broken Bells | MySpace Music Videos
1.26.2010
Walken's Poker Face
We might be late on this, but it is still funny as shit.
Christopher Walken reading Lady Gaga's Poker Face on BBC TV.
Morning Glory
Uncle Scrooge McDuck is a inspiration to all of us.
He is rich.
He is a cool older duck.
He has a funny accent.
He banged Daffy on the low.
He is a great family man.
And he is rich.
But this lucky duck is a little suspect too.
What is the most germ-affected hotspot to pick up diseases?
Yep, cash money. And we know all know Uncle Scrooge was very hands on with his money, literally swimming in the money wearing almost nothing every ducking day.
Ewwwwwww.
Now we called all of the Veterinary offices we could think of and could not get a straight answer until now.....
According to the private doctor offices of Seuss, Pepper and Evil M.D., Uncle Scrooge McDuck has furious case of herpes that was caught while skinny dipping in money at his private vault/pool.
What a shame, another role model ruined.
Javelin- STD Fury
1.25.2010
Guess Who's Bizzack!!!
Your mother's favorite lap dog is back!
Rick Ross- Mafia Music Pt. 2 (Prod. by The Olympicks)
Juelz Santana Feat. Lil Wayne- Homerun
Lil Wayne- I'm Raw
Gucci Mane Feat. Pharrell- Have It All (Gucci's got a flow these days, or maybe Pharrell makes everyone better)
Reflection Eternal Feat. Jay Electronica, J. Cole & Mos Def- Just Begun
DJ Drama & Cam'Ron- Boss of All Bosses II (Mixtape) Killlaaaaa!
Yelawolf Feat. Bun B- Good To Go (A new guy out of Alabama, pretty nice flow and he's actually white)
Serious Shit For A Second
A lot of our brightest music stars performed on Friday's "Hope for Haiti Now" telethon, which was set up by George Clooney. We attached two of our favorite performances from the telethon via P4K's article today. MTV reports that the telethon raised a record $58 million.
You can still donate at:
Hope for Haiti
U2, Jigga and Rihanna
JT and Matt Morris (Black's cousin)
New Addition to the Blog (Pubert Is Back)
AP Newswire BREAKING NEWS
Miami, FL- Proud to announce, after long negotiation, reconciliation,
deliberation, restitution, emancipation and rehabilitation ...... one
of the founders, Pubert McMuffin aka The Young Pistol aka Dumb Diggity Dog aka The Hair That Shares aka John Q. Bitchtits aka Go Fuck Yourself, is coming back to the BOK blog.
He is officially appointed the Czar of Rap Music for BOK.
1.22.2010
Morning Glory
There is nothing like sitting down with your friends and getting knee deep in some games....video games that is. Competing head to head with friends or even against people you hate is always a great time no matter what you are gaming on.
Our top games right now:
1.Modern Warfare
2.Fifa
3.NBA 2K
4.Scene It
5.Gears of War 2
But don't get it twisted, this is a part-time hobby, at best. Yeah we are damn good at these games, but that's just because we fucking are doing it no matter what it is. Shit, I'm a hell of a grocery shopper when I need to get food for the house.
The problem with gaming is these niggas that smell like boogers and their own jizz.
Fucking nerd alert yo. These dorks give video games a bad name by gaming way too much. And then these clown artists get all angry and freak out when their fantasy land shit gets taken away. Check out this BoZo below to emphasize my point.
Damn, that kid needs to runaway already. He should take some friendly advice from The Black Out Kings, stop arguing with Momma Dukes and picking your nose and starting picking games he can win.
RJD2 – Games You Can Win (featuring Kenna)
1.21.2010
PR1ME T1ME
This is a new column devoted to the Top 11 jams we are playing on our playlists.
PR1ME T1ME will be hosted by none other than Neon Deion Sanders aka Primetime and all of his super fressh friends from the 90s.
This is our top jam right now, Deion's Must Be The Money. Ahhhh yeaaa.
These jams will be in no particular order and will be a mix of mostly new, some old school jams, a few hip hop jams, some love jams, a couple hate jams, some remixed jams with one thing in common, all of them could be a shut down corner if need be.
XX- VCR (Mathew Dear Remix)
Yeasayer- I Remember
Owen Pallet- Lewis Takes Off His Shirt
Hot Chip- I Feel Better
I Am Oak- Gold and Porcelain
Memoryhouse - To The Light House (Millionyoung Remix)
Dan Black ft. Kid Cudi- Symphonies
Bon Iver- Skinny Love
Toro y Moi- Blessa
Phantogram- When I'm Small
Jay Electronica- Exhibit C
1.20.2010
Evening Glory
Glory comes late today with nothing but straight juice.
No artificial flavours here.
One of Coachella's three headliners, Gorillaz, lace our Glory like only they, De La Soul and Blur can.
Listen to it on You Tube below:
Gorillaz- Stylo
machotaildrop 'trailer'
"do you need to be touching my horse?" lost it when i heard this line in the trailer.
1.19.2010
Awkward Turtles
"Meyyyaaa-orning after"
Timbo goes AWK to try to fit in with today's youth.
Problem is, that all Timbaland does is creep out the vampires and weird the fuck out all his fans. Check out all of his awkward faces during the hooks in the video below.
Who the fuck knows what's really going on in this video?
Morning Glory
Sorry Gorilla Monsoon, it is only Tuesday.
But doesn't it feel like Monday?
And does it really matter what day it is, as long as we get our Glory?
Toro y Moi- Blessa
1.15.2010
Morning Glory
Music in 2010 is heating up like a late-night love affair.
Leading the charge are three of my favorites right now, Hot Chip (obvi), Vampire Weekend (semi-obvi) and Yeasayer (raising eyebrows and eardrums everywhere).
These jams below are giving me a heart murmor, in a good way.
You're welcome, you're welcome and you are welcome for this triple Glory for your 3-day weekend.
Hot Chip- Feel Better
Yeasayer- O.N.E.
Vampire Weekend- Taxi Cab
1.14.2010
Ultra Music Festival Lineup | 2010
Big names already signed on.
The acts BOK is looking forward to:
A-Trak
Aoki
Bloody Beetroots
Crystal Method
Passion Pit
Swedish House Mafia
Deadmau5
Pretty Lights
Diplo
Ghostland Observatory
Major Lazer
Carl Cox
Lupe Fiasco - I'm Beamin'
This guys on a losing strike. Just finished climbing Mt. Kilamnajaro
“The thrill of conquering your fears especially in such a physically and mentally taxing environment can’t really be done justice in words.” - Lupe
Click here
1.13.2010
Pharrell & Wayne - Smackdown + bonus tracks
Lil Wayne feat. Pharrell Williams - Smack Down (Tags)
Some people weren't able to find good files of Ay man. Here it is.
Bonus:
Lil Wayne feat. Pharrell Williams - Yes!
Lil Wayne feat. Pharrell Williams - How You Doing (Ay Man)
Babe Alert!
I LOVE babes with serious talent.
She makes Black Morris want to search Hollywood up and down until I find this angel Marina, shower her with some huge diamonds, then propose to her with those diamonds, then get married this Sunday, then fight a lot, then have makeup sex a lot in angry locations, then fight more, then divorce by July.
1.12.2010
Black Morris: Respects the Sabbath (Who Is Black Morris pt 2)
Were continuing our "Who is Black Morris" campaign and if you forgot refer to this.
Obvv. Black Morris doesn't feel like he should be praised on the Jewish Sabbath (saturday) , Christian Day of Worship (sunday), and Mecca Mondays for the Muslims.
(Black Morris as a child reppin for the Jews while sippin on that purple.)
(Black Morris's freshman year roommate, Habib)
Wait a sec... There is no such thing as mecca mondays?? Never a bad time to praise Allah, and it rhymes so drop your smear campaign shit. Yup. Another Black Morris-ism - sugar coat a lie with two solid truths or sugar coat brown puss with a catholic school girl and J.A.P. with a healthy sexual appetite.
(Black Morris's ex smoking a dirty cig)
Super Fingers
Man this dude is fast and yeah it sounds dope.
But shit he is cocky for just pressing some buttons real fast.
This lame duck must also be an amazing video gamer, Facebook spammer, finger blaster and nose picker.
Peep the jack of all index finger trades, Dip Set producer, AraabMuzik.
1.11.2010
Morning Glory
Well Well Well.Princess Peach is up to some nonsense and Tom Foolery.
We all know the whole "Sonic Saga" from last summer this little slut got into to.
But this juice could be more scandalous than that.
Is Princess Peach a lesbian? And is she creating an army of other little lesbian warriors with Mario's arch nemesis, Wario?
Is she Princess Peach because she is what she eats?
This little lady has been hard at work in Wario's secret underground laboratory cooking up something "hot like a teapot" and its not so pretty.
Check it out for yourself below.
1.09.2010
1.08.2010
1 for you, 2 for me. - Black Morris
I know a lot of people have been wondering "Who is Black Morris" Yeah, We heard about you in the community and yea... you got jokes. But what's the big deal?! Well...
In accordance with the late great MLK, Great Negroes in the Hay, and 2010, BOK blog will be launching a "Who is Black Morris" campaign from now until the 18th of Jan.
In the community, Black Morris teaching under privileged kids but providing a dual service for himself thru the strengthening of his mentor skills and laying the ground work with duck sauce's(in the white sweater) hot younger sister. Yup, that's Black Morris for you.
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